frye lisa t-strap

i am shamelessly in love with these shoes, guys.

they are available here for $158.

white hot peep toes.

the vast majority of the time, i am not a shoe person. i mean, i love shoes, but i am the type of person where function comes before form. i have to be able to wear them all of the time, including to work. i have to be able to wear them outside (which means no suede, which means these beauties are not an option). and! they have to be hot like motherfucking fire.

i don't like anything strappy, i don't like heels that are too narrow or pointy, i don't like this whole jazz shoe trend, i abhor most patent leather, and sorry, but slouchy boots give me cankles. no thanks.

but these? these are glorious.


the shape alone is lust-worthy, and the moment i saw them, i started listing off the things i could wear them with. my favorite black skinny jeans, my amazing vintage blueberry dress, my anthropologie summer dress that i do not wear nearly enough.

and! the cherry on my sundae? they are totally on sale too.

oh, christ.

you know, sometimes the universe just decides to give you everything you want.

like, how i wanted LAMB to come in a size 14.



AND NOW THEY DO. and oh, what do you know, lucky me, its also the most adorable pair of sailor pants ever!

and what else did i ask for? more spectator pumps?


WELL OKAY! i mean, do i really even have to say anything about these? i want to put them in my mouth and nurse them like they are my life source.

so, universe, thank you for giving me nearly everything that i have ever wanted. now, please deliver the purse below, and see to it that it is stuffed full of money. thank you.